Wrap your gifts with this handy wrapping paper! Yes. Because there's not a day that goes by that you shouldn't mention Danny Schlitz to someone. Anyone!
Imagine. They see your gift under the tree with this lovely wrapping paper! Wow. As they open the gift and immediately drop it to the ground to admire your choice in wrapping paper stock.
So Happy Holidays and a Somber New Year from the crew of one, Danny Schlitz!
PS: Leave some cookies and milk out for me tonight.